The Egotistical Priest

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EgoCorp NewsFlash

by Vonya
author is Vonya

It has come to our attention that one of the members of Aetherial Circle, Kelektra has been bearnapped!

The onus for this crime has been laid upon the doorstep of EgoCorp, and we wish to set those allegations to rest.

Although EgoCorp did indeed embark upon a partnership with Kelektra (affectionately known as ‘Kel’) for mutual benefit in Magister’s Terrace, it is folly to assume that her current disappearance is in any way related to our business relationship.

We, here at EgoCorp, find the disappearance of Kelektra to be highly suspicious, possibly implemented in order to keep our organization from conducting further business with the highly skilled druid and other members of the Aetherial Circle Umbrella corporation. We have unconfirmed rumors that BRKWWA, when confronted with news of EgoCorp’s intent to conduct future business with Kelektra, grew wrathful and hotly denied any such possibility. “She is my precious!” he was quoted as saying.

Please remember, these rumors are not yet confirmed - we simply wish for our audience and stockholders to be as informed as possible in this time of flux and crisis.


With great concern, EgoCorp has embarked upon a milk carton campaign in hopes of turning up more information about this mysterious disappearance.

If any of you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Kelektra, please, we implore you, direct your information to us.

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Kelektra, wherever you are, we are thinking of you. Rawr. Rawr, indeed.

Breaking News!
One of Aetherial Circle’s top mages, Shumei, appears to be missing as well. However, as mages are wont to do, it is possible that he simply teleported away without notice. We will keep you updated on any future developments.

3 Responses to “EgoCorp NewsFlash”

  1. Ratshag Says:

    Oh nooessss!

  2. ApathyInc Says:

    Will Apathy Inc. be required to step in and provide mediation betwixt said parties? :P

  3. Gauntlet Says:

    @ApathyInc
    If things escalate, you may be required to provide mediCation betwixt them.

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