The Egotistical Priest

An irreverent and opinionated discussion of the many classes
in the World of Warcraft gaming universe.

Pet Tanks?

by Hannelore
author is Hannelore

It’s a weird situation, seeing Fluffy out in front, chomping away at three orcs while a rogue stands behind them doing their stabbity thing, and everyone else is back here with you, pewpewing like crazy. Weird.

But it works.

And things tell me that we might be seeing a bit more of it.

The bad part about this is that your friendly, neighborhood huntard is going to have even more of the spotlight when he screws it up.

The good part is that the good hunters have one more chance to shine in that spotlight. And that is so happyface that my cheeks hurt after seeing it happen.

This magic doesn’t happen on its own, though. You still have to have people paying attention to how angry they’re making the monsters, and the hunter has to make sure that Spot is making ALL the monsters angry at Spot - not just that one orc she first attacked. Yes, Spot is a she, get over it.

It’s the kind of teamwork that should be happening no matter who or what is up there playing meatshield, really. The trouble comes from the fact that warriors and blood knights are so good at it. Yeah, I said it. They’re so good, people get lazy about what they’re supposed to be up to back in the back. Heals are going to sleep, fireballs are all over the place, the hunter is sublimating Tobasco sauce and the rogue is going “lol dodge tank!” just before dying to a critical strike called AXE TO DA FACE.

I hate axe to da face. I usually eat one when the melee hunter feigns death after pulling aggro and I have to slap a big heal through the back of his head. Grr!

Right, right, magic.

So there’s a right way to treat your meatshield, and it’s even more critical when your tank doesn’t have all the nice pretty tricks that a warrior or blood knight or even a bear druid might have (yes, sorry, I forgot about the druids a minute ago, I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT).

The dungeon crawl will go a lot slower, because it’s more critical that Fuzzy gets all grrface on everything. It’s more critical that targets get hit by focus fire. It’s more critical that AOE is kept to a minimum. It’s more critical that Boots up there is taking the most damage and everything else is just monsters doing their aoe thing - the minimal stuff that can be dealt with via a quick Renew or Rejuvinate or whateveritis Blood Knights do.

Also, unlike most situations, the hunter shouldn’t be healing Spike. Yeah, I said it. The hunter should not be using ‘mend pet’ at all.

Here’s how that works. Tigger is up there doing his thing, trying to keep all the baddies angry, and doing some damage too. Most of the damage, though, is probably coming from the paindealers in your group, including the hunter who’s keeping an eye on his friend. He’s going to be staying right underneath that level of making the baddies come chase off after the fellow shooting them in the face. If he were to toss in some heals at the same time, that’d just make them angrier. You, however, should have ways of reducing the angry you’re causing, and the priests out there have our handydandy fade thing. The hunter will be playing dead whenever it’s available, but most of his attention should be spent on killing those things as quickly as Sparky will allow it to happen.

See, the longer the baddies are alive, the more mana you’re using to keep Rover alive. The longer you’re throwing sparklies, the angrier the baddies are getting, too. Fast battles will be your goal, kiddos.

So through focus fire, spreading around the aggrivation through all the baddies, and minimal targets to heal, Scruffy can definitely tank with his face right up there with the regulars.

ps: Seeing a cheerleader-slash-druid night elf wench in a ‘tanking teddy’ would be worth almost any price.

pps: Until she went bear form.

7 Responses to “Pet Tanks?”

  1. Hildi Says:

    hehe
    What was wierd was back in the day you could use a pet to tank Anubrekhan in Naxx. :)

  2. teh Khol Abides Says:

    >.>

    <.<

    Heh.

    Back when BC first came out, the best tank in my old guild was Foofy, the pet bear of one of our huntards…

    /vanish

  3. Hannelore Says:

    @Hildi & @Khol

    So, wait. You’re telling me that pet tanks used to be common? Used to be GOOD?

    What happened? Did people get more huntarded, or did pets get slapped with a big scooshy bat? Did dungeons get harder? And how come no one mentioned this before? Have I tapped into some bizarre genetic memory, and soon the Great Hunters of Yore will be taking over guilds and setting themselves up as quest givers in Silvermoon? And where the blazes is Yore?

  4. Delphineas Says:

    I think what happened, IIRC, was the stam buff.
    Back iin Vanilla WoW, your pet had more health than you did. (I think. Maybe this changed in high end raiding, my hunter missed hitting 60 preBC by a couple weeks.)

    In BC, hunters stam went a LOT higher, but the scaling was poor. Thus my badly pvp geared hunter is sitting at 9k while Mavrick is at 6k. With stam talents.

  5. teh Khol Abides Says:

    Yes, Virginia, pet tanks used to not only be common, but GOOD.

    It was partly due to the change to the valuation of STA on gear from one item point per point of STA to one item point per two STA, but also due to the fact that pets were pretty much ready out of the box to tank, while players had to get gear first. The Age of Pet Tanks only lasted about a month or so on most servers, so no, the Great Hunters of Yore will now be taking over guilds and setting up as quest givers in Silvermoon (or elsewhere.)

    Yore isn’t far from Lore, but you’d need to ask Artix Krieger more about that…

  6. teh Khol Abides Says:

    As a side note, you only need to worry about me if you mess with my friends. You know, don’t go killing them for no reason and we’re cool.

  7. Cynra Says:

    My guild lacked a tank for a while when one of our friends took an impromptu absence from the game. As a result, my hunter’s strigid owl stepped in to fill the void. He’s tanked every five-man pre-Burning Crusade and maybe half of the new ones. It was always fun and challenging to do something like that and my guildies were all for unconventional things in World of Warcraft.

    My time as a hunter has ruined me on any other class that has a pet. Since I usually don’t need the Shadowfriend Cuddles (named by my guild) while doing dailies or farming, I use him to tank mobs for me. And, sadly, I do the same thing with my mage’s water elemental. I’m almost embarrassed!

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