The Egotistical Priest
An irreverent and opinionated discussion of the many classes
in the World of Warcraft gaming universe.
Answering Machine
by Vonya
Hi. You’ve reached the Egotistical Priest website. We’re sorry, but Vonya is not available to take your call. She’s under the weather.
If you’d like to leave a message, please wait for the beep.
If you’d like to send kleenex, drop some off at the local Bank and she’ll send a guildmate over to pick it up.
If you’d like to send chocolates, she will see you personally.
Also, if this is Maurice…again…she is not interested in talking to you, nor was the bottle of bizarre green liquid marked “Eu de Plague” that you sent her from Undercity appropriate, regardless of whether or not it would make her smell as “delightful as an exotic pomegranate”.
*** BEEEEP ***
February 17th, 2009
Haha, hilarious. But I do hope you feel better soon.
February 17th, 2009
Aw, get well soon!
February 17th, 2009
I hear pomegranates from the Undercity force you to stay there half the year. Or maybe it’s Hades. I can’t be bothered to keep track of these things.
I leave you with the advice I leave to everyone: one-and-one-half parts vodka to two parts orange juice.
February 17th, 2009
Chicken Soup with extra herbs and garlic. Its my go to with a nice light broth that isn’t too hard on the tummy, but extra garlic for taste and a little boost.
Although can’t go wrong with the vodka either
February 17th, 2009
The only thing that has been working on my persistent cough is lemon….. and whisky
Chocolate, chicken, pomegranates and orange juice did nothing. (But I did like the chocolates!)
February 17th, 2009
Is it… wait for it… hoof in mouth?
wokka wokka
February 17th, 2009
@Hildi
The orange juice didn’t work because you left out the vodka.
February 17th, 2009
@Khol
roger that.
I will try it tonight then!
February 18th, 2009
Hi, its me, jedimax
you dont know me, but i hope you are getting back to the top ^^
if i could do something good for you, just call me ^^
bye
February 18th, 2009
Get better soon V.
The interwebs are counting on you.
February 18th, 2009
@ Holy Deug
Omg funny. I almost spewed water all over the keyboard.
@ Vonya
Get better! I support the OJ and vodka advice, but then again…I think you should take two of those a day as a preventative measure hehe.
_Misa
February 18th, 2009
Hey your the one that got me sick
..
can germs spread via internet?
I have chocolates!