The Egotistical Priest

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Hannelore’s crystal for mana mana

by Hannelore
author is Hannelore

Week two of my rehab program and I think I’m doing mana.

I mean, I’m doing fine.  I meant fine.

I actually managed to find a few decent folks for a run through crystals.  Time.  Through time.  Caverns of Time.  With the dragons and – you know what I mean.  We got down to that hole in the ground, and it turns out that half of the group never rescued Thrall from the last time (ha ha!) so we couldn’t go rescue mana.  Medhveed.  Damveed.  That wizard.

Now, I’ve actually rescued Thrall a few times.  I just always wound up with a group that stalled out when trying to assist his girlfriend there at the end.  So it never took, you understand.  There were some hangups, still.  I think the mage was …uh.   New.   If you know what I mean.   Nevertheless, we made it through to the end, and we all collected our crystals.  I didn’t need anything, because I’ve already managed to get through a few of the dungeon crawls in – wait, I said crystals.   Haha, that is so silly.  I meant loot.  Ho ho ho ho.  I’ve scaled down the caverns of Azjol Nerub, so I’ve got some neat stuff.

So I didn’t need anything, and we were off to go help out in the swamp!

When I woke up, thirty minutes later, I was laying face down in the sand in front of the entry-way to the Black Morass, and my group was nowhere to be seen.  There was a bit of paper stuck to the top of my head.  “Waited for you to get up.  Couldn’t do it without a healer.  Had to go.  Bye.”

That was a little embarrassing, but they could have said something.  That was entirely rude to go on without me while I was unconscious and vulnerable and something.  It was entirely their fault.  They could have cast…um…‘remove stupor’ or something.  ‘Dispel withdrawals“? Don’t druids have that?  I can’t mana.  I mean, remember.

So yeah. Great week. I don’t remember my other runs, so you’ll just have to mana your own crystal this time. I’m too tired to crystal anymore, so I’m going to go mana. I’ll mana crystal you mana.

7 Responses to “Hannelore’s crystal for mana mana”

  1. Ksyusha Says:

    Hang in there. At least it hasn’t made Hannelore quite as angry and strung out as my warlock. Arrancha’s glaring at me as I speak.

  2. Demosthenes Says:

    Rehab is tough. My blood elf just got over his addiction 2 weeks ago.
    You have my condolences in this though time in your life.

  3. Demosthenes Says:

    TOUGH!! WTB mana check.
    I mean spell check.
    Crystal,
    Demosthenes

  4. Ancro Says:

    Oh… really? That’s too bad, Hanners, because I just got this Silvermoon vintage imported mana crystal, made right before the Sunwell was tainted by. They’re said to be some of the finest ever made. It’ll be years before the Sunwell starts producing again, and I thought you might like some, but… well, if you’re on rehab, I guess you wont need it anymore. Oh well, I’ll just drop it down that pit in Storm Peaks. You know, the bottomless one? Good luck with that rehab thing!

  5. teh Khol Abides Says:

    So is that a 12 step rehab? ‘Cause you know what the 13th step is, right? You powder the mana crystals and put them in a nose-spray thingy…yeah…mana-y goodness right there, baby…

    Oh, look, I have a few dozen made up right here…Post nasal drip is a terrible thing, you know…

    I’ll just leave this package here by the door…

  6. Demosthenes Says:

    Ancro may I ask your provider?
    What? No, I’m not addicted to them…
    *Goes gets flying mount to fly down bottomless pit.*

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