Kwane was raised by Werepygmies in the southern part of North Lostenburg. There was very little to do, you know because most of the time everyone else was a pygmie.

Little was known of his adventures after leaving the werepygmies until he was found in waste basket at the corner fish market. The garbage collector had seen him in the bin and kindly announced to the fellow that this was no place to sleep and if he did not move, would be placed into his truck with the rest of the refuse and promptly crushed to smithereens. Kwane was happy for the knowledge the kind fellow gave him and made his way away from the fish market. The fish that had owned the market waved and said their morning hellos as he left. Kwane even noticed the sturgeon that was sweeping the floor was wearing a burgundy apron and thought to say “Hey, that color looks nice on you”.

Making his way down the road after having been so kindly asked to remove himself from the trash bin on pain of death, Kwane came upon an interesting black rock on the ground. This he decided to kick along the road as he walked. One such kick saw the stone collide with something rusty sticking up out of the ground on the dirt and gravel road he was proceeding down. Stopping to check on the rusty item in question, it was easy to see the rock had split apart and the inside was shiny.

It turned out the rusty item was nothing of consequence. Kwane however was a person of great importance, as the world would eventually find out. It was he that single-handedly stopped one of the greatest hedgehog bombing schemes in all of history, organized the first annual World’s Largest Pancake contest, and rescued a small kitten from a tree. The Egotistical Priest heard of his adventures and opted to hire him to write in her blog.

As a small side-note, he has been known (from time to time) to lie. Just a little.

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